Monday, August 12, 2013

Dear Obama – Please Hike Up Your Skirt


What do you get when you cross a screech owl with a rattlesnake?  Why, Hillary Clinton of course.  Now, how did so many of you get the right answer so quickly?
I guess there’s no sense in asking what you get when you introduce a Kenyan National to 1960’s American radicals like Bill Ayers, but that’s who is sitting in the Ovulating Office.  This president is so timid, with an ego so fragile it needs stroking on an hourly basis.  Here we are, faced with enough intelligence to close 35 embassies, and he decides to go on the Tonight Show to schmooze with Jay Leno instead of addressing the nation.  PR does not mean public relations, Mr. Obama.  It’s called presidential responsibility, of which you have none, nor do you give us any reason to believe you’ll “grow” any during your remaining days in office.  The clock you should be monitoring is not for your remaining days in office, but instead, until the time you are impeached for dereliction of duty and abdication of responsibility.
First, your inability to take decisive action against a fellow Muslim with respect to the Fort Hood Massacre is inexcusable.  Don’t hide behind your supposed law degree and say the legal process must run its course.  Don’t call it a “workplace incident.”  The jihadist just opened his self-defense by admitting he killed 13 people and wounded 32 others on behalf of Allah.  Case closed.  Trial over.  Use your abuse of executive privilege to have the guy shot by a firing squad this afternoon.  You like working outside the lines of the legal process, you enjoy bypassing Congress, so show some brass.  Call an end to the trial instead of giving a terrorist a platform to advance the cause of radical Islam.  Excuse my redundancy; there is no such thing as radical Islam.  “Islam” says it all, just like the way you pronounce the name of the country we call Pack-is-stan.  To a good muslim boy, I guess that country becomes PAH-kee-stahn.  Remember when you traveled there as a student at Columbia when Americans were forbidden from going there unless they were a foreign national?  Oh, wow.  If you actually went there, that means you weren’t born in America, correct?  Or, would it mean you lied about your ethnicity to receive privileged treatment for admission to private universities?  Or, does it mean you just can’t handle the truth and live a life of lies?  I’m not sure.  There’s never been a president before you who has a “body man” named Reggie Love.

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